Overheards
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Published on Friday, April 17, 2009
'11 Sigma Delt: i haven't shaved my legs in so long that when the wind blows i can feel it in my hairs.
Guy 1: This was the one thing I did sophomore summer that I actually felt good about: got a subscription to The Economist
Guy 2: Now you know everything ... or at least look like you do.
'09 Girl I: I wish gorf was a verb, "to gorf."
'09 Girl 2: I'm naming my firstborn Gorf.
'11 Alpha Phi: I really just want someone I can blitz/call up and be like let's meet up -- and we can go have good sex -- without me having to go out and play pong and drink first. I'm lazy by nature.
Prospie: Dude, is it true there's a KKK chapter here?
When discussing the Dartmouth Seven:
'11 BG: Does it count if you do it solo?
(silence)
'11 BG: So i guess that means no...
Girl (on the Saturday before Easter): It's a "Welcome Back Jesus" party and it starts at midnight.
'11 AD on Easter Sunday: Let's go to the church between Psi U and Theta Delt. We'll get serious church facetime.
'11 Tri-Delt 1 (filing nails): Hey, is this a nail file?
'11 Tri-Delt 2: No ...that's a pong paddle.