Overheards
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Published on Friday, February 27, 2009
'09 Guy: Yeah, usually I wear snowpants when I sled.
'09 Girl: I don't even know what a snowpant is.
'09 Guy: It's like a jacket for your butt.
At "World, Hold On" Party:
'10 KDE: OMG, I'm dancing my pants off!
'09 Sigma Delt to herself (noting the girl wearing only leggings): Oh, thats where all the pants have gone.
'09 Girl: Yeah, she's cute, but her personality is a little bland.
'10 Theta Delt: Personality? Oh I don't care about that...
Chi Gam '11: I just read an article by this German scientist that says that sex makes you smarter! because of the hormones it activates ...
Alpha Phi '11: Then it's a good thing Chi Gam's having a dance party the weekend before my midterm!
Harvard '12: Woah ... You're like a baby and alcohol is your Gerber.
'12 Girl: Clearly this is your first visit to Dartmouth.
'10 Girl 1: I don't want to drink, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
'10 Girl 2: You don't have to be sober for the gyno.
'10 Girl 1: Yeah ... I guess it's not as bad as the time I smoked before the opthamologist.
Guy in Novack: I don't have a computer because I looked at too much porn, so it broke.
'12 Guy: If you live in Russell Sage, be careful, there's a stomach virus going around.
'12 Girl: But I'm on Dartmouth secure!
'10 Heorot: You know those NRO life shirts?
'12 Girl: No? What's NRO?
'12 Girl in Chem 5: It's not chemistry; it's chemistrife!
On Ash Wednesday:
'12 Girl: Why are people walking around with stuff on their foreheads?
'12 Guy: Must be a pledge thing.