Overheard
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Published on Friday, September 26, 2008
'12 Boy: I want to go to Novak because I hear people strip there all the time.
Girl: That's just not true.
'12 Guy [To 'shmob]: Yo, my friend from high school is a brother at KDE. He'll totally get us in.
'12: What's in this drink?
'10 SAE: Lemonade.
'12: Just lemonade?
'12: This meal cost me $20?!
Jaded Pavilion worker: That's not the most expensive meal you could get here, either.
S&S Man [pointing to line of '12's for Food Court lobster dinner]: Now that's a 'shmob right there.
'12 [at AD]: Tri-Kap is for Asians. AD is for bros. We hang out with bros.
'12 Girl 1: So, like, which one is this?
'12 Girl 2: I think it's "Chee Gom."
'11 Girl: I think the '12s have a really high percentage of gingers.
'12 Boy: Oh yeah, I remember you. Weren't you playing tip cup last night at SigEp?
'12 Girl: I want to go the Hop to check my hymen box.
'12 Boy: All the brothers at Tri-Kap know me.
'09 Girl: Yeah?
'12 Boy: Yeah, they really like me. They put me in a gorilla suit.
Overexcited '12 Boy [at Chi Gam]: Do you guys want to play dome? Do you know what that is? Let's play it! Let's play dome!
'12 Overexcited Dome-Boy [playing flip cup in Chi Gam]: Okay, we're playing full cup now. We're playing with full cups.
'12: I'm always the D.D. for my friends because I have the highest tolerance.
'12 [in front of Silsby]: Excuse me, where is the Green?
'12 [at SigEp]: Man, this place smells nice. I'm gonna come back here more often.
'12 Girl [wearing Gucci sunglasses and holding Coach bag]: I think that there are, like, a lot of rich people that go to Dartmouth.
'12 Girl [in Homeplate]: I heard of this really good place to eat on campus called Homeplate. We need to go sometime.
'12 Girl 2: Oh yeah, I heard that too.
'12 Person: I don't think I've seen my Trip leader sober since we got back from trips.
'12 [in Norwich]: Is this the way to the River dorms?
'12 Girl [holding a Keystone]: I can't open it. Should I try using my teeth?
'12 Boy [in Alpha Chi]: So where does the basement start?
Seriously confounded '12: Where's Remeney?! Where's Remeney?! Guys, I can't find Remeney anywhere on the map!
'12 Female [leaving Activities Fair]: I think I just signed away my soul.
'12 Boy 1: Yeah, we went to Monday Night Freeze.
'12 Boy 2: We're going to rush there for sure.
Taekwondo table host: Would you like to be added to the Taekwondo Blitz list?
'12: You can Blitz me ALL the Blitzes you want, but I'm just going to send them ALL to the junk folder!
'12 Guy: If I were a girl at Dartmouth, I'd be bisexual so I could double my chances.
'12 Girl: Yeah, I heard a lot of KDE's did that.
'12 Guy [near Food Court paper and plastic cups]: Hey, are these the same price?
'09 Guy: Yeah
'12 Guy: Are you a senior?
'09 Guy: Yeah, how did you know?
'12 Guy: Because you are so big.
'12 Boy 1 [on Frat Row]: Where should we go?
'12 Boy 2: I dunno, Phi Delt is playing music. They must be having a party.
Upperclass Dude 1: My parents will probably find out. Whatever, I'm 21.
Upperclass Dude 2: That doesn't make it okay to pee on your sister.