Overheards
By Compiled By Allie Lowe And Jean Luo, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Friday, July 11, 2008
'10 Tridelt (while painting a pong paddle): Boys think we're really cute for doing this.
'10 Kappa: Oh my god I'm lactating!
'10 Transfer student: Please don't lactate on me.
Tri-Kap '10 to high school girl in basement: Yo, sorry you have to leave, we can't let high school people in.
Girl, as she throws a beer in the guys face: I AM A GROWN ASS BITCH
Tri-Kap, as he escorts her out: Too bad, we don't let grown ass bitches in either.
'10 girl #1: Did you see that foco poster? They're giving out free condoms, dental dams and bj's.
'10 girl #2: What?!!
'10 girl #1: Oh, i meant ben and jerry's.
Girl 1: my new criteria for hookups is definitely air conditioning.
Girl 2: what's your pickup line? "Can I see your unit?"