Monopolies And Mythmaking
In the past week, undergrads have enlisted themselves as foot soldiers in the Battle for Dartmouth. More »
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
A DA$H Of Discretion
It’s time we address the ever-important campus issue of consent. I want to introduce this sober discussion within a new context, however — DASH grilled cheese. Ultimately, extravagant DASH spending is a specialized gauge of student decision-making under the influence. I am willing to posit — with great confidence — that there is a positive correlation between the amount spent on frat lawn food and the number of drinks consumed by spenders. You can come up with similar correlations for hookups. If late-night frat row food were sex, the rate of consent would be huge — a whale of a number. More »
Minority Rule
What do Harvard, Princeton and Brown have that we don’t? Forget about tougher admissions — apparently we beat Brown by 0.1 percent. Nope, they’ve all got female presidents. And as the Board of Trustees continues its search for the next leader of the Big Green, it’s time we set a new requirement: straight white men need not apply. More »
