Overheard
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Published on Friday, April 25, 2008
Female Prospie [on a cell phone outside Thayer]: I think they're at someone's house. She's named Katie E, I think?
'08: You know they call those hoodies?
'11: Why?
'08: Because they wear them in the hood.
'11: No, it's because they have hoods on them.
'08: [pause] Oh.
'08 Girl: I really need to study for my GEDs.
[Girl skids into bicycle rack]
Other Girl: Use your brakes, not your legs!
'08 Panarchist: I love the new chandelier fixture, even though it cost me my baby.
'10 Girl: Lunch tomorrow at Collis after 10As?
'11 Boy: Sure. I'd say I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to eat in a female-dominated social space.
'08 Phi Delt: If I were a greedy, bad man, I'd be collecting as many Ivy League Facebook pictures as I could, with the idea that somewhere in there was the future president.
'10 Psi U: I'm really pumped. I was looking at myself in the mirror today without a shirt on, and for the first time I said to myself, "Wow."
'09 Girl: Yeah, I think they came over to like, pregame the Seder.