Overheard
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Published on Friday, April 11, 2008
'11 Girl: Do dogs like, bark differently in France?
Girl: Who sits there thinking about things? My mind is usually blank.
Student [working in Novack Cafe]: Oh no, that bitch did not just steal my pong partner.
'11 girl [taking a squat in front of Phi Delt]: How is it only 10:30? I don't even know what planet I'm on. I'm like, on planet pee on Frat Row!
'10 UGA: How do I talk to a resident about complaints that his sex is too loud?
'08 Psi U 1: I think I may no longer be in a relationship.
'08 Psi U 2: Oh yeah?
'08 Psi U 1: Yeah. Shit, I need to confirm this so I can get that shit up on newsfeed before porchcrawlers.
'11 Dude: If I ever wanted to blind someone, I'd just pull down my pants and show them my white ass.
'09 Psi U with frat dog, Argus: Argus eats way more than Tucker.
'09 KDE: Yeah, well that's why Tucker's prettier.