Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Love to Hate, Hate to Love

By Zachary Gottlieb, Staff columnist and former Opinion editor

While eating a Bostonian this Saturday — which is the best sandwich on this campus by far and you’re an idiot if you think otherwise — I noticed that the television near Pavilion was showing E! More »

For Whom The Bell Tolls

By Chris Talamo, Staff Columnist

The machinery is slowly coming to a halt, and laborers who have put countless hours into maintaining it are starting to realize that the end is near. The managers are desperately trying solutions left and right, but in their panicked frenzy to rescue the operation they are only hastening its demise. The machine continues to wind down, squealing, cracking and scraping in an abhorrent cacophony as the momentum is slowly lost. Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign is dying, and it’s doing so in a very unpleasant manner. More »