‘09 Guy 1: What do you look for in a girl?
‘09 Guy 2: You know, it really is the little things, the way a girl twirls her hair with her finger or bats
her.
eyelashes.
‘09 Guy 1: That’s really sweet, the little things.
‘09 Guy 2: Yeah, and like if she has big tits.
‘09 Girl: I’m dressed as a slut.
‘08 Sigma Delt: I am a slut…
Visiting ‘08 Girl: Self-call.
‘09 girl 1: Is that the Bostonian?
‘09 girl 2: Yeah, I love this sandwich. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving.
‘09 girl 1: Isn’t that STDs?
‘09 Kappa 1: I mean I would never marry a guy for money…but the guy I marry is gonna have money….
That makes sense right?
‘09 Kappa: Totally.
‘09 Kappa: My big sis in Kappa told me hockey players are the best rebound boys because they are really
easy. They’re also stupid and nice to look at.
