If You Can’t Beat the Heat, Join It
Five ways to generate even more heat this summer
By Jilian Gundling, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Friday, June 29, 2007
1.Screw your grades, screw your GPA, and then screw each other. Make completing the Dartmouth Seven a top priority. There is more than one way to be rewarded for your merits.
2.Turn off the air conditioning and take a fashion note from Adam and Eve -- before they got kicked out of the Garden.
3.Donate your fan to the Iraqi kids. They'll love it.
4.Forget Astro 3 and learn the real meaning of the full moon by showing it to some tour groups.
5.Check out some campers and then check into prison.
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