Colbert for SA President
Having witnessed the farcical antics of this year’s Student Assembly, Dartmouth students are treating the upcoming presidential elections with their annual surge of relentless cynicism. Maybe more cynicism than usual: We have always cracked that there is nothing at stake in these elections but the candidates’ resumes, but this year we actually mean it. And it is true: Student Assembly is such a nonentity that even if the candidates did have serious platforms, it would be powerless to institute them. For those of us disillusioned with the irrelevance of the whole joke, there is a solution. The best way to change something is to make an utter mockery of it. I urge you to cast a write-in vote for Stephen Colbert for Student Body President. More »