Overheard
By Compiled By Anna Stone
Published on Friday, February 16, 2007
I'm going to Chi Gam tonight to get my penis licked.
-Outside Chi Gam
'09 girl 1: I see all these boys carrying around flowers in plastic
coverings so they don't get wet. They seem so earnest, I hope all their girlfriends put out tonight.
'09 girl 2: I hope they all get syphilis.
'10 girl: I bet snakes probably only think about two things: food and sex.
'10 guy: That's just like me. (Pause). I'm not doing too well on the sex front.
'10 guy 2: But food, oh man, you are really mackin' that shit.
'09 girl 1: I suck at giving blowjobs. (Long pause).
'09 girl 2: Um...Do you want to talk about it?
'10 boy: I wanna hook up.
'10 girl: Go to Chi Gam. SO EASY.
-TriKap basement
'10 guy: The article in the Mirror really makes me want to try Adderall.
'10 girl: Early medieval art. That's like the 19th century, right?
- Collis