Overheard
By Compiled By Anna Stone
Published on Friday, January 19, 2007
'10 male: Oh, I think this is this my package from Saks!
'10 female: Oh really? What is it?
'10 male: I think it's my Burberry earmuffs! Oh my god, I can wear them right now!
'07 Panarchy: "Rehab is for quitters."
'08 Kappa: I have ANOTHER x-hour.
'08 Kappa 2: I know! Martin Luther King is ruining my life right now.
-Novack
Female 1: They're both virgins and saving themselves for marriage. It's so nice.
Female 2: I'm a re-virgin, does that count?
Female 1: No, that just means you're celibate.
-Collis
[Boy walks by wearing a t-shirt that says "Trust me, I'm a Virgin"]
'08 female: More like, trust me, I have a rash.
Pledge: Wow, you're an '07? You've aged remarkably well for a senior.
'07 female: Um...Okay.
Pledge: No, really, are you sure you're an '07?