Overheard
By Compiled By Alysia Harris
Published on Friday, November 3, 2006
"I don't have time to donate; I'm hungry as Gandhi!"
- Girl in food court in front of a table asking for donations
"I could get dome with just one minute of game."
- Siren-clad AXA pledge
"It's too bad there aren't any hot chicks with no legs."
- '08 Guy
"These porch-monkeys are so good"
- '10 Girl outside of Psi U
'10 Guy: "I was fine last night. I consciously remember opening a jar of organic peanut butter and pouring it all over myself."
'09 SD: "I grind my teeth at night ..."
'09 Girl: "You should get a dental dam!"
'09 SD: "Good idea!"
'08 AD: "OMG, polocrosse, what a ridiculous sport, is this for real?"
'08 KDE: "I know, everytime someone says the word polocrosse, another minority dies."
'07 Girl 1: "You're applying to work in Harlem?"
'07 Girl 2: "Yeah, but it's the Clinton Foundation -- it's not some seedy operation."
'07 Girl 1: "Are you kidding me? You'll probably have to give him a blowjob or something."
'07 Girl 2: "If it's for career advancement, I'm totally down."