Overheard
By Compiled By Stephanie Herbert, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Friday, March 3, 2006
"Do you think that the male equivalent of the vajayjay is the panini?"
- '06 girl, post-"Grey's Anatomy."
"So, she's on my shit list. Yeah, have fun on THAT one."
- '08 girl, talking on cellphone while walking to Food Court.
"Dude! I don't mean to verbally touch myself like this ... I mean I hate to verbally touch myself ... but this is gonna be the best friggin'
presentation Math 36 will ever see."
- Guy typing on laptop, Novack, 2 a.m.
"If my vagina could talk it would say, 'Where's your face?'"
- '06 girl, Kappa Formal.
"Oh my god, I can't find my lip gloss, can I use yours?"
"Did you know that you can become, like, actually addicted to lip gloss?"
[Onlookers stare, dumbfounded]
- '06 and '05 girl, Columbia Law School Admitted Students Day, New York.
'06 girl: "I just can't believe that he would be so selfish!!"
'06 guy: "Yeah, in every relationship there is an element of give-and-take."
'06 girl: "Well, I don't give ... I'm not a giver, but still, I'm just saying!"
"Oh my god, J. Crew Fall '05?"
"Yeah, these are the creature pants."
"Oh my god, I love the creature pants."
- '09 girls, Psi U Bathroom.
"Umm ... you really need to take that nude picture of me off your
background! We broke up two months ago!"
- Guy to girl, Third Floor Berry.
"I feel like scrunchies are still acceptable in many countries"
- '08 girl, Collis TV area during Olympic Figure Skating.
One '06 girl to another: "Wait, so you told him? Then he probably knows..."
Girl 1: "OMG! What are you doing here?"
Girl 2: "Well, Brian Martin was like "Hang out, HANG OUT!" So I did."
Psi U Basement, Friday night.