Overheard
By Compiled By Stephanie Herbert, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Friday, February 17, 2006
"Dude, how frustrating was 'Grey's Anatomy' last night?"
"Yeah man, but did you see the scenes from next week? Damn."
-Two baseball players, 10-hour, Monday after the Superbowl.
"Oh, they're giving us Friday off for Carnival? I didn't know Dartmouth was a Catholic school."
"Yeah."
- Two '09s, Baker-Berry Library.
"My snot has been coming out brown, I feel like I sniffed too much hay during dancing at Heorot ... or that's the only explanation I can come up with."
- '06 girl, Carnival Sunday.
Band member: "Hey, we're rolling, you wanna roll?"
'06 girl: "Dude, I would have to have f-ing lobotomy to do ectasy with you right now."
AD Party, Carnival Saturday.
"Did you see that girl dressed as a sexy pig at Heorot?"
"Uh, nothing like a sexy farm animal...."
- Two guys, East Wheelock St.
"I think there should be a name for flirting on Blitz -- Flitzing!"
"Or Blirting, which sounds more like what I actually do."
- '06 girls, Collis Cafe.
"Shhh! I think I hear the fountain trying to come on! Wait, are you peeing into the Bellagio fountain?"
- '06 guy, Las Vegas Strip, 2 a.m. Monday morning.
"Our grandson's looking for a virgin, and after seeing the Katie Couric special on 'Hooking Up,' we told him, 'Son, you're in college, that just isn't going to happen,' and he actually broke down and cried."
- Elderly woman, Molly's Restaurant